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Flash! What office worker longs to be popularity boy? Recently, I've come to the realization that I've been only writing stories that feed to the masses about people who rate highly on a social scale. I feel this is an injustice that needs to be corrected. Paul Chapman, here's your chance to get your face out of the filing cabinet and into the sun! Paul Chapman was born in the outskirts of town on... SIKE NAW. Who am I? Mother Theresa? Do something bold and inspiring dude or nothing will ever get written about you. See ya later! Xoxo GG