#5

Flash! What blog is getting some heat from the administration? Flash! Which teacher is the prime source? Well, Lincoln High, the day has come! Flash has finally become popular enough to be ruffling some feathers. After the Ron and Bernice post went viral, and Gloria and Ron started dating (just as predicted by yours truly), this blog is finally getting the attention it deserves. However, not everyone is as impressed. For one, a certain girls advisor is not a fan. Feeling that Bernice is being bullied because this blog outed her behind the scenes role as a tattle tale, Miss Ross (the famous fashion police and wannabe red carpet critic) came on the PA system to make a bold announcement. She urges the writer of this blog (me) to cease and desist. She wants to push the author towards the light. She's a pusher! And I bet she's a drug pusher too. No way she can dress like that on an advisor salary alone. Good news readers! I'm not going anywhere. See you later! Xoxo GG