#21

Flash! Girl found. Mrs. Lee has been proven to be alive. And guess what, she was never kidnapped by Mr. Jones at all! Mr. Jones ran into Mrs. Lee at the Victory Ball as she was dropping of the school gift from the PTA. A telescope! Didn't they decide on a new rug for the girls room? That horrendous grape juice stain is still there! Turns out Mrs. Lee decided to go rogue and gave the gift she wanted. Anyway, Mr. Jones and Mrs. Lee have eloped! He didn't kidnap her at all! This evidence comes from a recent Facebook post of their beach ceremony and honeymoon kayaking. True love! I'm so happy that this story has a happy ending. And Mr. Jones, if your beach bungalow gets wireless, I'm sorry about thinking you were a murderer and calling you a creepo. Not my fault though, the evidence was against you. See you later! Xoxo GG