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HAIL, ALL HAIL, LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL! Welcome to your school's latest and greatest source for news and juicy bits of information. Since our lame paper "The Monday Morning Bugle" refuses to speak the truth, I have been forced to find a safe place online to share what we really need to know as an informed student body. Stay tuned for more. See ya later!
Xoxo
GG

#17

Flash! Repost this blog as many times as possible to get this woman home! MISSING: Mrs. Lee. You may know her at the president of the PTA. She was last seen on the day of the big football game with the movie camera salesman Harvey Jones, now under investigation as the Talent Scout Strangler. Turns out that he only came back to the school one final time to get rid of any evidence, his movie camera. Mona Fisher saw him go on a tirade about wannabe fame seekers who were up to no good and constantly getting money from their parents. He really seems to hate these women! It's lucky Mona got out when she did, saving her from Mrs. Lee's unknown fate. Mr. Birch tried to pay for the camera he gave as a gift to Pop Wilson for his championship game, but Jones was nowhere to be seen. I told you he was a creepo! However, more is coming to light about Mrs. Lee herself. While still going around calling herself Mrs. Burton Lee, she actually left Mr. Burton Lee a few months ago, taking half of his riches. Word is she had her sights on the single new billionaire Mr. Walker. Without any luck, she might have gone after someone she thought to be a hot shot movie camera salesman, only to end up a victim. Let's bring this woman home! Xoxo GG

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