#6

Flash! Whose recent dumping has caused a downward spiral? Flash! Who created the now popular nickname for the previously mentioned dumpee? Ron and Gloria are a hot ticket couple these days. Have you noticed the PDA? (How can you not?) If you aren't distracted by the constant sucking face, maybe you've noticed the new purse dangling on Gloria's arm. Where did she get it? It was a one week anniversary from her new boy toy Ron! Gloria Price lives up to her name with a very expensive taste. If you haven't noticed, I bet you can tell who has: Dick. Dick Miller is not a fan of Ron taking everything away from him, from never taking a play off during the football games to now parading around his stolen girlfriend. Dick's anger is pretty obvious, but what's coming out as a surprise (to you poor readers not already in the know like me), is Dick's kleptomaniac tendencies. Most recently, he took his fathers car out for a joy ride without permission. What's the number one rule in a situation like this? Don't get caught. Dick has never been this lucky. And even worse, Dick now has a new nickname thanks to an up and coming junior Gabby (did you know his real name is Hugh?). First, why is a senior hanging out with a junior, even if they are both in the HiY club. I bet Dick regrets it because this new social climber has created the new nickname: Speed. I guess Gabby has a ton of potential seeing that this nickname and spread and stuck in only a matter of days! Nobody even calls Speed Dick anymore! That's a sign of true popularity. If getting dumped wasn't enough, now Speed can add Gabby to his revenge list (written in lipstick like a weirdo I'm sure) with Ron. I bet this has some possible complications down the line. The only question remaining is how did a poor high school student like Speed pay his traffic ticket fast enough to avoid jail time? I'll look into this for you. See you later! Xoxo GG