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Flash! Who won the big championship football game? Duh! Lincoln High School! Everyone is raving about Ron Dayton's final winning touchdown, but I would like to give some blog time to the real star of the game, Cluck Biggs. Without him, there wouldn't have even been a touch down! This guy totally deserves his varsity letter. He may have failed two tests, but he certainly isn't a dumb cluck on the football field. Maybe he needs a new nickname. Remember when I talked about Miss Spencer and Mr. Bell's tragic first date? Gossip has it that Mr. Bell accused Miss Spencer of hating football and that's why she failed Cluck. I'm sure I'd hate a sport if my date made me go half sites on nachos too, but to prove that she held no grudges, she allowed Cluck to play. The sketchier gossip has it that Mr. Bell has been bribed by the popularity of the student body to help him play. We might now have a yearbook dedicated to a match teacher and a few weird new cheers at football games, but it's all worth it for Clucks help in the game today. The selfie-taking king is our real star today! And on the romance side, did you notice those two teachers sitting together again at another football game? Apparently the shouting match in the office rescaled some passion and they are giving it another go. Hopefully Mr. Bell was a little more generous with his wallet this time around. And am I imagining it or was love in the air this afternoon? Did anyone else see Mr. Pettit and Miss Chandler sharing an apple ala Lady and the Tramp at the game? I guess it could have been cute if it wasn't also pretty awkward looking. Try it with spaghetti next time guys. Could it be Miss Chandler has found a TJ replacement? Maybe their eyes will meet at the dance and connect. How will Mr. Pettit react if she does have that random kid though? Will he also be leaving for Albuquerque after that shocker? If only he read Flash and new what was actually happening at our school. Maybe he will be convinced that showing up to a school dance is a great way to get to know the student body. That could get him to the dance and help Miss Chandler live out her fantasy. Are you reading this Miss Chandler? Try it out! It might work... See ya later! Xoxo GG