ABOUT FLASH

HAIL, ALL HAIL, LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL! Welcome to your school's latest and greatest source for news and juicy bits of information. Since our lame paper "The Monday Morning Bugle" refuses to speak the truth, I have been forced to find a safe place online to share what we really need to know as an informed student body. Stay tuned for more. See ya later!
Xoxo
GG

#9

Flash! Has anyone seen this man walking around campus with a movie camera? Flash! And why is the beauty queen herself going around with him? We all know Mona Fisher. If you don't recognize the name, just look for the girl with way too much make up on. What is she trying to hide under there anyway? She's been slathering on the makeup since she was eleven and a local mall talent agent slash scam artist gave her his card and said she had "the look". Ever since then she has been yearning for the spotlight, that is, without actually doing anything to physically reach for it. Well, this guy is following her around with a camera, now! And that Gabby Gallagher is with them too! Could it be that this up-and-coming junior really is as good as he says he is? Is he really making her dream come true? I just hope we don't have another case of the Talent Scout Strangler on the loose. You remember him, that creepo in the news linked to all of these missing women. Stay safe Mona Fisher! And why does she want to go to. Hollywood so badly anyway? She doesn't even act. See ya later! Xoxo GG

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