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Flash! What two teachers were seen in public together? Flash! And which one left the apparent date early? I love seeing teachers in public, it's like watching an animal in the wild. This Saturday, you'll never guess who attended a Lincoln High football game together. Now, before you say it, teachers never go to the football games. And never together! Therefore this girl is lead to believe it had to be a date, especially when you consider the body language. Their legs touched and they didn't even move (even though there was space). Can you guess? Miss Spencer and Mr. Bell! Math and English, numbers and words, coming to get her at last? You'd think it'd be oil and water... And you'd be right. Turns out that all of those glances in the hall finally built up to a first date last Saturday (who has their first date at a football game? Gag). I wish I was closer to the action, but at a distance it looked like miss Spencer was super angry and stormed off. The rumors on Monday are conflicting. One side says Mr. Bell was two stingy to pay for popcorn and wanted to "go Dutch" (those cheap Dutch), while the jilted male side is saying that Miss Spencer simply didn't like football and that's why she left. Miss Spencer not liking football? Have you seen her classroom? I don't want to be around when Miss Spencer hears people are talking about her not liking football. Look out when that day comes! I wonder if there are any other staff relationships in the works. If I find out, you know where to find the news. See ya later! Xoxo GG