#11

Flash! Is Lincoln High School doomed? Have you heard the news? Two star football players might be out of this afternoon's big game! Mervyn Biggs, the dumb cluck, has failed not one but two tests today, making him ineligible for the championship game! He may not have ever played a game in his life, but I have it on good authority (taken from Coach Wilson's personal notes myself) that he has only been kept on the sidelines to help be a secret weapon for the final game. If only we had known sooner, then the teachers might not have been so willing to fail him. If only they'd known how much time and practice he has been putting in to finally earn his varsity letter today. Pop is not pleased to have saved up Clucks talent this far when he might not ever have the chance to lose it now. And what's worse? Ron Dayton might not get to play any more either! Mr. Pettit has found cigarettes in his locker (could Bernice be snitching again from her new spot in singles town?), and now Mr. Birch is pulling him from the game! The weird thing though, is I'm pretty sure Ron is on the patch after that last school incident. So what's going on? My money is on a frame up. And who better to do it than the second stringer looking for a chance on the field? That's right. You know who I mean. Well, keep an eye out for anything else shifty going on today. We need to get these guys back on the field, or at least not lose any one else. See ya later at the game! Or will you? You don't even know who I am. Xoxo GG