#13

OMG that. Paul Chapman guy is WAY more interesting than I thought! Oh yeah... Sorry... Flash! Who is now able to play in today's big game? Flash! And what nerdy senior is responsible for making it happen? As most of you know from the buzz around the school, Ron Dayton can now play in today's championship game. No news yet on our secret (so secret it's never been used) weapon Cluck Biggs. I was right, ladies and germs, it was a frame up! Paul Chapman has been in love with Gloria this whole time (sorry for accusing you Speed, but can you blame me you crazy loon?). And since he has been neglected by basically everyone in the whole school, he's finally snapped! He has just confessed to putting the cigarettes in Ron's locker and everything! Wowza! I guess you never can tell with some people. Talk about starving for attention. Well, Paul, you wanted people to know who you are, and now we do. See ya later! Xoxo GG