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Flash! Who's fresh on the market? Flash! Who's interested even though she has a man of her own? Well, readers (fans, admirers, etc), time has told, and Ron Dayton is open to business and waiting to be snatched up. After the horrible and devastating heartbreak at the hand of the traitorous Bernice, Ron is now single and ready to mingle. Bernice, however, doesn't have a line of suitors knocking down her doors. It'll take putting on the hottest dance of the year to get her back in any solid social circles anytime soon. She should look into that as a ranking member of the Girls Club. (Possibilities?) anyway, back to news you want to hear: Ron. Yes ladies it's true. He's single, but maybe not for long. I heard tell of a certain popular girl (Gloria Price) spilling grape juice all over the Girls Club rug at the news. To say she was excited in an overstatement. She poured another glass of juice and spilled that too. Needless to say, the rug is ruined (beyond ruined). Who is this klutz in heat? None other than the current girlfriend of kleptomaniac and anger management class skipping Dick Miller. The gum chewing champion in Lincoln High schools last pointless contest might be moving on to another football player. Why date a second string quarterback when you can get the starter? Is this heartless social mobility or a chance to finally seize true love? And how will the one stuck on the sidelines react to missing out on yet another opportunity? See ya later! Xoxo GG