ABOUT FLASH

HAIL, ALL HAIL, LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL! Welcome to your school's latest and greatest source for news and juicy bits of information. Since our lame paper "The Monday Morning Bugle" refuses to speak the truth, I have been forced to find a safe place online to share what we really need to know as an informed student body. Stay tuned for more. See ya later!
Xoxo
GG

#16

Flash! What LHS student was seemingly the only one left out of the goings on of the principals office drama today? Flash! Who didn't let that stop her from getting the scoop? Let me update you:
- Paul Chapman lied about his confession so Ron could play in the game (our hero!) (And Gloria's too? After that principals office meeting, she didn't stop dancing with Paul all night. Is Gloria on to her next boyfriend???)
- Speed Miller paid off that traffic violation by forcing Gabby to use Hi-Y money to pay for it. Can he sink any lower?
- Bernice Johnson was locked in a closet all afternoon and still pulled off an awesome Victory Ball! Way to go Bernice! Sorry about your previous fall from grace due to this blog, but I'm definitely giving you your props on this one! I see a large rise in your future! So stop dancing with Dick Miller. Fast. Drop him like its hot.
- Did you see the latest Instagram from selfie king Cluck? It seems Shirley Walker has bagged herself a junior, and next years football manager at that! She came to everyone's rescue today, so I'm sure it's true love instead of ruthless ambition from the new rich girl. And hey, did you hear she's the new debate team captain? Rock on! What a day, Lincoln High School! But I'm sure the drama isn't over yet. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with Paul Chapman himself.
See ya later!
Xoxo GG

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